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  What Happened: What the Liberal Media is saying Fighting points:  
  Palin is becoming a great shining star, worshipped and admired by all. She's a celebrity Maybe she's becoming famous, but the difference between her and Obama's celebrity status, is that hers looks prettier in lipstick than his. And it takes talent to be a lipstick-wearing, pit bull celebrity! She deserves to be on the cover of every fashion magazine!  
  Palin asked for funds to help connect a group of hard working Alaskans on an island to the mainland, then once she got the funds she realized it was a bad idea. She has yet to return the funds to the Federal Government. She was at first in favor of "the bridge to nowhere," before voting against it. Sarah Palin is working hard to help connect people, but with all those Washington lobbyists around her in Alaska, it's very complicated.  
  She praised the Alaska Independence Party at their Convention earlier this year. The AIP is favor of succesion from the United States of America. She spoke highly of a party whose main goal is succeding from the US. Sarah Palin is a God fearing American who believes in keeping the fedaral government out of State matters (gay marriage, medical marijuana, abortion laws) out of municipal matters (amnesty programs, sex education) and out of our bedrooms (gay marriage, sex education)  
  She was the mayor of a small town for a while, and has been Governer of a state for a little under two years. She lacks experience. The liberal media is full of liberal journalists, and we know how journalists behave.  
  Sarah Palin has a journalism degree. Sarah palin has a journalism degree. She believes that the pen is mightier than the sword, and hopes that journalists and their profession will never be censored or critized for what they believe in.  
  Sarah Palin has preached to School children about doing God's work by going to Iraq to fight in "God's war." She has recieved messages from god. She preached at church about "messianic messages from god to go to Iraq." She believes that the sword is mightier than the pen, especially when it's in the hands of God. There is only one true God, and only he can send The Messengers to go to Iraq and fight for him.  
  Palin's acceptence speech was written by Matthew Scully at least one week before it was announced that she would be McCain's VP pick. She didn't write her own speech. She's not the first to have a speech written for her; other Reupublicans have done the same in the past. It's a testement to her Godliness, however, that God knew beforehand, and ordered Scully to write the speech.  
  Palin supplemented her $125,000 salary in her first 18 months in office by charging a travel per diem for 312 nights she spent at home, in Wasilla. She's just like all those other big spending politicians.

"Gov. Palin is obviously expected to travel frequently around the state for community events and to meet with Alaskans. This is part of her job...." Palin's spokeswoman Maria Comella said.

We all know how Palin feels about how important it is to work with communities, and help them with events.

Like a community organizer.

 
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If the media are so evil, why does Sarah Palin have a degree in journalism? If Washington is so evil, why did you fly there every year when you were the mayor

She told her evangelical church that god told her to fight wars. She's a prophet. A Messiah for the Lord. She speaks in his name